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Women really like to mark territory , so mine was very pleased when I suggested that we cover up our profile pictures in a manner that will make it obvious that we are attached. We can't get rid of our profiles because we're going to want to show Canadian immigration the complete history of our relationship, if necessary.

I suggested that script, then I sent a little message after so the first time, the sign wasn't quite right. But, we eventually got there. The third photo with the :-) heart thing is what the world sees if they go looking for me on the dating site. It doesn't look like it was produced by a man, and maybe that was her intentionâ˜ș

Until I suggested this, she had quite a bit of anxiety, thinking that I might be constantly attracted to all the pretty faces on the website. It's not an issue anymore. I think that's a good sign.

I'm living proof that a good bathroom selfie can be used to reel in the right one.â˜ș
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Jessica has been keeping a close eye on how politics Works in Nanaimo British Columbia, and she wants in.
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You get out what you put in?
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There's a song about Santa Claus. He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good or bad so be good for goodness sake.

I've always thought that Santa Claus and Jesus had some things in common when it comes to covert surveillance. They didn't tell me that Santa Claus knows what people are thinking.

Starting when I was about five years old, I took great pleasure in informing the other children that Santa Claus was a complete figment of their imagination.

Then when I was about 8 I started working on the other guy.😎
 
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Saw this recently in a music video about cows.
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Some doozies in this thread - wow!

Here's one that a friend took for the Brussels sprouts sign at Pike Place Market in Seattle this week:



 
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I'd forgotten we'd spotted some funny signs, too!

Why are they serving hands?

Who let the Danger Gravel run loose?



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Who let the Danger Gravel run loose?
 
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Most of my funny sign pictures are too inappropriate for this site. But I always get a chuckle from this one from my home town. And yes, it's exactly what it advertises: a heaping pile of trash that people pay money to ski on during the winter.

 
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What the heck is that, Nicole? Wow.

I like this one - reminds me of the Farside cartoon about the kid trying to get in the school for the gifted.



 
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Jocelyn Campbell wrote:What the heck is that, Nicole? Wow.



My husband found it at the hospital he works at. If I remember correctly, inside the closet is a "Swallow Chair," which they have people sit in to take some sort of med. Something like that. Anyway, so this is the closet for the Swallow Chair, or "Swallow Chair Closet," if you will. To get the key to the Swallow Chair Closet, one must get the key, which is at Rehab Services.

But, the person who made the sign clearly was struggling with how to convey that information on a small sign. I'm sure with correct capitalization and punctuation and appropriate line-spacing, the sign would make more sense...but without it, it really make no sense at all!
 
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I'm still laughing about this one my husband and I spotted 9 years ago.

I don't want to know how you'll end up tasting it twice....
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I don't want to know how you'll end up tasting it twice....
I don't want to know how you'll end up tasting it twice....
 
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Perfect for this winter!



 
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This is from an engineer's desk at the local electric company.
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This is from an engineer's desk at the local electric company.
This is from an engineer's desk at the local electric company.
 
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Jocelyn Campbell wrote:

Here's one that a friend took for the Brussels sprouts sign at Pike Place Market in Seattle this week:


Now if I was labeling the vegetable just above the Brussels sprouts, my label would say, "Fibonacci Broccoli". I can *never* remember it's real name, but the math people in the crowd will get it. I grew some last year just for its looks!

We have a number of portable shelters for chickens and ducks and I really enjoyed making funny signs for them. We had the "Chick Magnet", "Cheep Wheels", and the first one we built was called, "Eggsperiment".
 
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It's all relative.

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Oh, I like this one!


From this FB post

 
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Seen in a bathroom
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They have excellent BBQ chicken enchiladas too.
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A local grocery store was rearranging. (My husband and I couldn't stop laughing and everyone was looking at us funny :-D)
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Nicole Alderman wrote:A local grocery store was rearranging. (My husband and I couldn't stop laughing and everyone was looking at us funny :-D)



The skin sign reminded me that my mother's birthday is coming up soon. Well, I think it was the greeting card part.  Thank you!
 
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And they actually taped this up!


 
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"This line contains a small dog who will pee on your feet, sorry for the incontinence!"
 
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Pearl Sutton wrote:"This line contains a small dog who will pee on your feet, sorry for the incontinence!"


It does sound like that! Reminds me of the actually rather large dog who always tried to pee on my tenor sax case when I was at the bus stop in junior high. It was something vertical to pee on I guess. Ha!!

Though when my Grandma was still alive, I took her to my sister's choir concert and boy, the odor of her incontinence made it really hard to sit next to her through the whole concert. I felt really bad for the old gal.

Um, wish I knew how to turn this around to be funny again. A dog liked to pee on my saxophone case!! (Uff. Not funny. )
 
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My lack of deep thoughts on how to turn this thread back around:



And actually on the topic, seriously, what??
 
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Not exactly a sign...yet not a hilarious meme, either. Though I think permies will find it funny!



 
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This one is on a door at KFC in Manila Philippines. I told them that in Canada, milk is usually served cold, in a cup, but this sounds like a nice service.

This prompted an unnecessary explanation. So I asked how they were fed as babies. "The same way." Were there separate rooms? "No, just a little blanket." "But now we have, for public decency." Were your mothers indecent? "No, KFC is just worried about image.  We store extra supplies in there."
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No, KFC is just worried about image. We store extra supplies in there.
No, KFC is just worried about image. We store extra supplies in there.
 
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I didn't have my phone with me, when I saw the sign in the bathroom, at a tourist attraction overlooking the city of Cebu Philippines.

It said..... Please do not poop in this toilet. Pee only
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In Canada along a trail that saw many joggers there was very unofficial looking handwritten sign, warning of the danger of getting caught on rebar projecting from some very old concrete lining the trail. I came back with a small sledgehammer and bent all of the rebar flat. It was a really nice-looking sign that must have taken some time. The hammer thing took 2 minutes.
 
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I was in Portland and thought about stopping in to eat here, but I couldn't figure out what they might have on the menu...
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From a local bar; that sign is on the rail overlooking the lake. Sadly, the bar closed on 8/31.
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Here's one from a local library I pass by every day....I don't know who, but I'm liking someone on their staff!

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Had to post this one!


 
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This sign unfortunately only lasted a couple of years, probably until the council got bored of everyone mocking it, but I managed to get a photo or 3 before it vanished.
It stood on a road leading to the carpark it meant no parking on the access road, but that's not what it said! As a little aside the house it is up against was built in 1450.
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The Thunderbird is part of Native North American mythology. A powerful creature who is generally given the top position on a totem pole, because it can protect the village. They are also depicted in paintings, on textiles textiles and other art forms.

Starting in 1955, a Thunderbird was also a car.

According to this last photo, it's also a dead chicken😐
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Canadian sign spotted: "We reserve the right to arm bears."
 
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