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What nationality is Santa?
North Polish.
 
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I was getting open heart surgery when the surgeon went into another room and vanished. Nobody knew where they went, and everyone searched frantically but the surgeon did not appear.

Nobody expects the vanishing physician.
 
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What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as she looked up at the sky?

“Looks like rain, dear.”


(Greg started it...)
 
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John F Dean wrote:This sentence contains exactly threee erors.



Had to think about that 3rd one.
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