It has come to my attention that a few users are abusing the PM system and behaving poorly.
Please report any PMs that are not nice to the moderators using the handy "report" button. The moderators will have a look and act accordingly.
Also note the little note at the top of the PMs... you know, where it says we do not have Private Messages, we have Purple Moosages.
We don't have 'private' messages. The closest we have is 'purple mooseages'. This is where you send a message to one other individual, and it is made available for all of the staff to see too, so they can forward it to their co-workers for a good laugh. But since you tend to write the world's most boring messages, the staff ends up rarely looking at yours. If you want something that might actually be private, you can try email