After voting I seriously considered what I would do if president. One of the more pressing issues is how bad American music has gotten. My first act of executive power would be to secure a radio frequency. 104.2 The Dictator has a nice ring to it. I, your president would curate everything that was played. Grunge, Progressive, and 80’s power ballads would lead the way! Seriously, why are there no power ballads anymore? You’d also get a heavy peppering of Def Leppard, Keith Urban, Alabama and Jefferson Airplane. None of that Starship 💩 crap! On Monday, during the morning rush we’d have Angry Hour to help get you pumped for work. Once a week I’d have a podcast featuring a different politician. We could discuss and play their favorite music and make them seem human and stuff. What kind of ground breaking things would you do if elected?
Please, no actual political talk.
Regards, President Scott