Travis Johnson wrote:
Greg Martin wrote:I sold my vacuum cleaner.....it was just gathering dust.
(dedicated to everyone that has to clean before friends and family come over for Thanksgiving...back to cleaning for me now)
Dave Burton wrote:Having family over! This book title makes me laugh!
Family- The Ties That Bind... and Gag! by Erma Bombeck
And another book by her: The Grass is Always Greener over the Septic Tank
I might actually have to read these books....
Dale Hodgins wrote:This isn't so much a joke as an observation, made by a friend of mine. One of her friends had bought a zucchini.
"If you have to buy a zucchini this time of year, you don't have enough friends."