Thanks for picking a winner for me to try. I ordered a green one. I sometimes would pee behind a tree when it’s too far or too much trouble to take off dirty boots and such to go in the house. I don’t want to be dragging dirt and leaves and shedding twigs from my hair all over the house. I was doing the pants-down and low squat with no trouble, but I do miss TP to dry up. At one point I kept an empty Folgers can with TP stored inside, out in the woods. The other thing I wanted to mention is that a large empty yogurt container works well for collecting pee. You can squeeze in the sides so it makes an oval shape, then press it up around the area and all the pee goes in. (You still need to drop your trou though). When I had free-roaming hens, I would put the pee in a squirt bottle then spray in spots all around the perimeter to mark the yard. I’d squirt pee on trees a little higher up than a dog, to try to show that a Big dog lived here. Who knows what the animals thought, but it might have deterred the fox, deer, and maybe coyotes. It will be weird to try a standing pee.