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To piggyback on J Anders' thread from the other day, I was thinking I had an idea that I'll never pursue. This is more of an inventor kind of thing and I don't have the time or skillset to invent this. Maybe some permie might, though, and could do this!

I think someone ought to invent and maybe do a kickstarter for a cheese making machine much in the same way that they have bread machines. Like, for home use. I think we could popularize cheese making with the right machine, much in the way that bread making became "easier" with the bread machine. (i say that in quotes because really, homemade bread is even easier than using a bread machine, but I think the machine made people feel like it was easy enough to try making it, if that makes sense)

With Sous vide technology, I feel like there would be a way to invent a small machine that would make like 1-2lbs of cheese at a time with pre-set programming. It would have a reservoir for the milk, a stirrer, some way to hold the rennet/cultures, a curd cutting and straining mechanism (and maybe even a pressing mechanism!) and would probably be programmable to create your own recipes as far as the heat & hold time, pressing pressure, curd size, etc.

Maybe I'm crazy but I really think a home size machine would be possible.
 
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I don't know whether this came to be or not... Here's the campaign from 2017: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/353596452/kefirko-cheese-maker-probiotic-cheese-preparation

They talk about kefir and about cheese or maybe just about "kefir cheese" -- somewhat unclear whether they talk about the drink and cheese separately or as being the same thing.

Unfortunately looking at their home page kefirko.com I'd say there's no actual cheese in play here.

 
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It's a coffee filter in a glass jar. The exact same concept works with yogurt. I use a (dedicated) clean, white men's cotton handkerchief, sewn into a bag. Fill it with your preferred fermented dairy product, hang it on a chopstick in a jar, in the fridge. I'm not trying to be snippy (& I apologize, if it comes across that way - I'm probably just loopy with exhaustion). It simply boggles my mind - just like the bread maker, and the pasta cookers, and the egg poachers, and the rice cookers... Those wheels & mousetraps have been invented and reinvented, and reinvented... I want someone to invent a device that cleans the bathroom, right down to scrubbing the tub, sink, and toilet, and leaving it with a sparkling, steak - free mirror! (other than raising kids - been there, done that - those are enough work, in and of themselves!) While we're at it, an automatic coop&stall-mucker would be amazing... I mean, someone has made the robo-vacuum, and now the sweeper version, and I recently saw a version that sweeps crumbs from the counter &(If you move it there) tables. So, the coop&stall mucker concept would just be a bigger, tougher, more shopvac-style version, right?
 
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A poop Roomba!! What a cool idea!! I bet a classier looking version would sell to suburbanites to vacuum up dead leaves so they don't have to rake....

This idea is gonna bug my head... Edit to add: something like the portable solar fencing used for animals, that tells the poop/leaf roomba what it's parameters are. And the leaf one wants a mulching head, so it can carry more leaves in it's tank.
 
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Homesteader scale grain thresher
Homesteader scale oil press for seeds
Homesteader scale nut cracker (30 gallons of nuts)
Homesteader scale rice dehuller
Homesteader scale sawmill (band saw style that works like a chainsaw mill so it's faster and wastes less wood)

And the best idea ever (give me one if you make it):
Shade drone - small rechargeable drone that flies up high and unfurls a small flag/kite and uses a gps doohickey on your belt to arrange itself between you and the sun to cast a spot of shade on you.
 
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Mike Jay wrote:
Homesteader scale oil press for seeds



Have you seen https://www.piteba.com/en/
 
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I've heard of the Piteba press but hadn't looked into it much.  I guess I'm talking about something that you can make a gallon of oil in a few hours.  Maybe I'm thinking of a problem that doesn't need a solution but it seems like it might be nice to make a bunch at a time (quart to a few gallons) instead of a small jar.  Thanks for the recommendation Alley!
 
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Pearl Sutton wrote:A poop Roomba!! What a cool idea!! I bet a classier looking version would sell to suburbanites to vacuum up dead leaves so they don't have to rake....

This idea is gonna bug my head... Edit to add: something like the portable solar fencing used for animals, that tells the poop/leaf roomba what it's parameters are. And the leaf one wants a mulching head, so it can carry more leaves in it's tank.



While we're at it, why not make them all solar powered, as well? Or, rechargeable solar batteries might work better, because of the roofs and trees. Oh, and all the above must be composting friendly. After all, we're talking about the ultimate in compostable materials - urine, manure, & dead leaves, so the emptying set up must be easy to tote to the compost, whether it's in a tumbler, a heap, tossed onto the hugelkulture stack, or layered lasagna style in the annuals beds.

I have another conundrum, along those lines, but with a different purpose. Rabbit hutches on raised grate flooring makes for the easiest retrieval of said excrement, and keeps them from hopping around in it, as well as being more space saving than keeping them directly on the floor; but the metal grate is cruelly painful on their feet, and can cause bumblefoot, which is even more painful, not to mention difficult to effectively treat, if you can't get them off the grating - and left untreated, can be lethal. The solution must be in the crate flooring. No sharp edges/gentle on soft bunny feet, easy to clean, non-porous, stackable, non-chewable, lightweight (to assist in cleaning & stacking), mildew & mold resistant, and affordable - While somehow allowing the poops to fall through & or roll away from traffic areas inside the hutch/pen, & relatively easy to cut to size. I keep coming back to hardened, sustainable, natural rubber (which is inherently antimicrobial) - they don't seem to like the texture, or how it feels as they chew. Maybe in the form of smallish tiles?
 
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Carla Burke wrote:
While we're at it, why not make them all solar powered, as well? Or, rechargeable solar batteries might work better, because of the roofs and trees. Oh, and all the above must be composting friendly. After all, we're talking about the ultimate in compostable materials - urine, manure, & dead leaves, so the emptying set up must be easy to tote to the compost, whether it's in a tumbler, a heap, tossed onto the hugelkulture stack, or layered lasagna style in the annuals beds.


Definitely solar powered! And I think it needs to know where the compost pile is and when full, take itself there, dump, and go back to work :)

Mike Jay: sign me up for a shade drone too! That idea is as good as a poop Roomba! I'll probably be thinking on shade drones as I work in the sun today, they'd have to hold against the wind, 30 MPH gusts today on a 20 MPH base wind.
 
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Count me in for the shade drone too, please. It has to be capable of moving fast, too - my motorcycle is easier to ride, in the shade!

Edited to add: How did I not think of it doing it's own compost deliveries???
 
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Mike Jay wrote:And the best idea ever (give me one if you make it):
Shade drone - small rechargeable drone that flies up high and unfurls a small flag/kite and uses a gps doohickey on your belt to arrange itself between you and the sun to cast a spot of shade on you.



Technically speaking, the shadow of the drone will get SMALLER as it flies higher (the sun is MUCH bigger than the drone, or even the earth), however, you'd need a micrometer to measure the difference.

I'm thinking a big sombrero would be cheaper and easier.
 
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Mike Jay wrote:I've heard of the Piteba press but hadn't looked into it much.  I guess I'm talking about something that you can make a gallon of oil in a few hours.  Maybe I'm thinking of a problem that doesn't need a solution but it seems like it might be nice to make a bunch at a time (quart to a few gallons) instead of a small jar.  Thanks for the recommendation Alley!



Depending on the oil seed/stock the piteba can extract up to two gallons of oil per hour.  

Larger, motorized, oil presses are available, they are just expensive.
 
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Peter VanDerWal wrote:I'm thinking a bug sombrero would be cheaper and easier.



Yes. Yes, it would be. But, I doubt the sombrero would be able to keep up with me, on my motorcycle...
 
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Yeah, a sombrero could work but sometimes when it's humid and I'm sweaty, a hat makes things worse.  Not needing one (or a shirt) would really feel fine on a breezy day.

I guess the only reason the drone would be up high is so that you don't have to hear it.
 
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Hmm....




Lol, at least you wouldn't get sweaty (much)
 
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I looked for cheese making machine on Amazon... not exactly a machine, but you can get your choice of easy, everything included kits.

My candidate: small scale, easily portable livestock shade. Serious. I have three highland heifers and I’m gonna want it by next spring, or at least some clue as to how to build it myself.
 
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Cindy Skillman wrote:I looked for cheese making machine on Amazon... not exactly a machine, but you can get your choice of easy, everything included kits.

My candidate: small scale, easily portable livestock shade. Serious. I have three highland heifers and I’m gonna want it by next spring, or at least some clue as to how to build it myself.


Not sure how small/portable you need, I like cattle panels arched over and covered with something. This looks like it has beans on in. A tarp, branches, anything you can get to climb it or cover it...

 
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Pretty! And thanks! But yeah, much as I love it, that won’t work. First I’ll be moving the girls every day, and second only one would fit, or two at most... and I know who’d be pushed out every time into the sun. :’-( I need something more open so there’s a place for the timid one to shelter as well. More umbrella-like, maybe, but with the “holder-upper” strong enough to withstand being used for scratching itchy necks, etc. (Or inaccessible to would-be scratchers.) Salatin has a pic of one his dad built, but not enough description and not a clear photo at all... not the one I saw, anyway. Plus I’d have to learn to weld and buy a welder. Not a complete non-starter, but a little intimidating all the same.
 
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