My favorite thing to do with eggs is egg salad. My girls are still young-uns, so they don’t lay particularly large eggs.
4 hard boiled eggs
1Tbsp homemade mayonnaise
1-2 Tbsp sweet or dill relish
1-2 Tbsp sriracha sauce
Salt & pepper as desired
Slice a boiled, peeled egg with an egg slicer, then pivot halfway to slice perpendicular to the first time. Dump the egg off the slicer into a medium sized bowl. Repeat for all.
If you don’t have an egg slicer, just dice the eggs by hand with a sharp knife, then buy an egg slicer because they’re the best gadget ever.
Add all ingredients and stir. Change ingredients as desired (except for the eggs; you need the eggs for sure.)
To make the Mayonnaise:
This recipe requires a stick blender. If you don’t have one, you can still make it, but I’ll give you alternative instructions at the end.
1 egg
1 cup oil of choice. If you like coconut or other solid oils, you need a half cup, melted but not hot, and a half cup liquid oil (olive works fine)
1 Tbsp lemon juice or vinegar of choice or kombucha (you need this acid, chemically)
1Tbsp prepared mustard or wasabi sauce or sriracha (or strongly flavored condiment of choice)
Salt as desired. I just grind some in, but the Mayo is kind of tasteless without it, so omit at your peril. ;-)
Pepper if desired
Other flavoring agents, *dried* herbs, grated garlic, etc. Go easy on any liquids, though. They’ll thin the mayo. *Fresh herbs could introduce molds*
Technically you should use a pasteurized egg (see internet for instructions), but you do what you will.
Find a mason jar that your stick blender fits into. I have to use a wide-mouth one, and that means a quart size. Pour in the oil, then add everything but the egg. Crack the egg into a small bowl in case of egg shells, then pour it into the jar. It will settle to the bottom.
Without turning it on, place the end of your stick blender all the way to the bottom of the jar.
Turn it un, and s-l-o-w-l-y pull it upward as it blends. By the time it reaches the top, you have mayonnaise. It’s magic! Give it a few more plunges up and down to make sure everything is well mixed. TURN IT OFF BERORE YOU LICK IT. ;-)
If you think your mayo needs anything, like more salt or acid or sriracha... that’s okay. You can still add it. Just stir or blend it in.
If you have used dried herbs, their flavors will mature as they rehydrate.
Solely as a matter of academic interest, some people may add a Tbsp of active whey or other active culture source. They stir it in and allow the mayo to rest at room temperature (not hot, nor in the direct sun) for 8 hours or so and then refrigerate. I do not suggest that you should do this. It’s just interesting. I thought you might enjoy knowing it.
To make mayonnaise without a stick blender:
Thoroughly whisk together all ingredients except the oil. When all ingredients are completely homogeneous, pour them into a mixing bowl that will work for your electric mixer or your hand whisk. A round-sided bowl is better than, for example, a Pyrex measuring cup.
Put the oil into a spouted cup or bowl. Drip a drop or two in as you whisk. Do it again, and again, and again... Slowly, and briskly whisking all the while, you can increase the speed at which you add the oil, but at NO time should you just dump in a lot of it. Add the oil in a thin stream as you whisk. When you’re halfway there, you can speed up a bit more. Once the oil is all in, you should have mayonnaise. If you don’t. Use it as a salad dressing and try again when your arm is rested up.
The procedure for an electric mixer is the same, only easier on your arm. Use the whisk attachment(s) if available. Again, you can add flavor adjustments as above.
To make the boiled eggs:
I like to steam my eggs. I can’t tell you how long it will take on stovetop (I use my instant pot). It varies with your altitude and barometric pressure, and the size of the eggs, so you’ll need to experiment. I’d start with 10-12 minutes. If the eggs are a little under or over-cooked, they’ll still be good. Take notes for next time. You can use your veggie steamer, and you’ll need a good lid. The water should be just short of boiling. When it gets to that point, start timing.
Have the eggs at room temperature. Put a rack in your pressure cooker and put the eggs on the rack. A steamer for veggies works well. Anything that can take the heat and will let the steam through will work fine. You can set the pot to either “steam” or “manual” for 6 minutes. (Soft boiled: 4 min, medium: 5 min). Use the quick release method as soon as the time is up. I’m using my smallest eggs. If your eggs are significantly larger, you may need to go up a minute on all times. The pressure cooker evens out variables like elevation and barometric pressure. It’s a big deal for me because we’re at a mile up. The lower the elevation, the less important this becomes.
Whichever method you’re using, when the eggs are done, place them into a bowl of ice water. If you don’t have ice, just use cold water and change it out as it gets warm. Peel them as soon as they’re cool, pat them dry and refrigerate in an airtight container if you’ not using them right away. If you wait until later to peel them, they’ll most likely stick.
This method works well for fairly fresh eggs. Don’t try it with eggs still warm from the
chicken and barely dry. Give them a few hours or better, days. If you need one, this is a good way to use your oldest eggs. They’re most likely still way fresher than factory eggs newly on the store shelf—unless you’re seriously drowning in eggs.