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Gardens in my mind never need water https://permies.com/t/75353/permaculture-projects/Gardens-Mind
Castles in the air never have a wet basement https://permies.com/t/75355/permaculture-projects/Maison-du-Bricolage-house
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Utilize The Sun, Don't Waste It!
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Dave's SKIP BB's / Welcome to Permies! / Permaculture Resources / Dave's Goods / Dave's Boot Adventures & Longview Projects
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Permaculture...picking the lock back to Eden since 1978.
Pics of my Forest Garden
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Dave's SKIP BB's / Welcome to Permies! / Permaculture Resources / Dave's Goods / Dave's Boot Adventures & Longview Projects
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Permaculture...picking the lock back to Eden since 1978.
Pics of my Forest Garden
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Greg Martin wrote:A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
"Don't worry" the doctor said, "those are just contractions."
A piece of land is worth as much as the person farming it.
-Le Livre du Colon, 1902
Timothy Markus wrote:
Greg Martin wrote:A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
"Don't worry" the doctor said, "those are just contractions."
You must be a dad.
Permaculture...picking the lock back to Eden since 1978.
Pics of my Forest Garden
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Greg Martin wrote:
Timothy Markus wrote:
Greg Martin wrote:A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
"Don't worry" the doctor said, "those are just contractions."
You must be a dad.
Tehehehe….it shows, doesn't it!
A piece of land is worth as much as the person farming it.
-Le Livre du Colon, 1902
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Dave's SKIP BB's / Welcome to Permies! / Permaculture Resources / Dave's Goods / Dave's Boot Adventures & Longview Projects
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Dave's SKIP BB's / Welcome to Permies! / Permaculture Resources / Dave's Goods / Dave's Boot Adventures & Longview Projects
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Gardens in my mind never need water https://permies.com/t/75353/permaculture-projects/Gardens-Mind
Castles in the air never have a wet basement https://permies.com/t/75355/permaculture-projects/Maison-du-Bricolage-house
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Permaculture...picking the lock back to Eden since 1978.
Pics of my Forest Garden
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Dave's SKIP BB's / Welcome to Permies! / Permaculture Resources / Dave's Goods / Dave's Boot Adventures & Longview Projects
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A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're here."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you."
Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yes", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that Jesus is watching you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the parrot.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The same kind of people who would name a Pit Bull Jesus."
My book, my movies, my videos, my podcasts, my events ... the big collection of paul wheaton stuff!
Tis the season for wood heat
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Dave's SKIP BB's / Welcome to Permies! / Permaculture Resources / Dave's Goods / Dave's Boot Adventures & Longview Projects
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Dave Burton wrote:"Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
I got this from Pun Me's Funny Sayings.
To lead a tranquil life, mind your own business and work with your hands.
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Timothy Markus wrote:
Greg Martin wrote:
Timothy Markus wrote:
Greg Martin wrote:A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
"Don't worry" the doctor said, "those are just contractions."
You must be a dad.
Tehehehe….it shows, doesn't it!
Takes one to know one...
Permaculture...picking the lock back to Eden since 1978.
Pics of my Forest Garden
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"Hundreds of years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in or the type of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that it becomes a tourist destination"
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Dave's SKIP BB's / Welcome to Permies! / Permaculture Resources / Dave's Goods / Dave's Boot Adventures & Longview Projects
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Dave Burton wrote:That was half-assed work!
As compared to full-ass work?
My book, my movies, my videos, my podcasts, my events ... the big collection of paul wheaton stuff!
Tis the season for wood heat
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Permaculture...picking the lock back to Eden since 1978.
Pics of my Forest Garden
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"Hundreds of years from now it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in or the type of car I drove... But the world may be different because I did something so bafflingly crazy that it becomes a tourist destination"
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Mike Jay wrote:If I'm a hillbilly and I die and come back to life, is that called reintarnation?
Gardens in my mind never need water https://permies.com/t/75353/permaculture-projects/Gardens-Mind
Castles in the air never have a wet basement https://permies.com/t/75355/permaculture-projects/Maison-du-Bricolage-house
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Greg Martin wrote:A woman is mourning at her husband’s funeral, when a stranger asks, “Would you mind if I said a word?”
“No, go ahead.” she replies. He stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora” and sits back down.
“Thank you.” the woman cries. “That means a lot."
Permaculture...picking the lock back to Eden since 1978.
Pics of my Forest Garden
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A piece of land is worth as much as the person farming it.
-Le Livre du Colon, 1902
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Timothy Markus wrote:Greg, if I do end up in New Brunswick I'm going to show up at your place with a bottle or two of your choice. You crack me up.
Gardens in my mind never need water https://permies.com/t/75353/permaculture-projects/Gardens-Mind
Castles in the air never have a wet basement https://permies.com/t/75355/permaculture-projects/Maison-du-Bricolage-house
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Permaculture...picking the lock back to Eden since 1978.
Pics of my Forest Garden
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Visit Redhawk's soil series: https://permies.com/wiki/redhawk-soil
How permies.com works: https://permies.com/wiki/34193/permies-works-links-threads
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Jay Angler wrote:For those of you who enjoy Weird Al, I suggest you look into the Canadian version - The Arrogant Worms.
Carrot Juice is Murder
Permaculture...picking the lock back to Eden since 1978.
Pics of my Forest Garden
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Visit Redhawk's soil series: https://permies.com/wiki/redhawk-soil
How permies.com works: https://permies.com/wiki/34193/permies-works-links-threads
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A piece of land is worth as much as the person farming it.
-Le Livre du Colon, 1902
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Gardens in my mind never need water https://permies.com/t/75353/permaculture-projects/Gardens-Mind
Castles in the air never have a wet basement https://permies.com/t/75355/permaculture-projects/Maison-du-Bricolage-house
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Greg Martin wrote:My frequency of bad jokes goes up with wine....just warning you guys :)
The only thing...more expensive than education is ignorance.~Ben Franklin
Permaculture...picking the lock back to Eden since 1978.
Pics of my Forest Garden
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Gardens in my mind never need water https://permies.com/t/75353/permaculture-projects/Gardens-Mind
Castles in the air never have a wet basement https://permies.com/t/75355/permaculture-projects/Maison-du-Bricolage-house
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Gardens in my mind never need water https://permies.com/t/75353/permaculture-projects/Gardens-Mind
Castles in the air never have a wet basement https://permies.com/t/75355/permaculture-projects/Maison-du-Bricolage-house
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