The best lyrics I can locate hehe - Gosh this is so funny even though it is not the first time OMG!
The Costume Shop (with Hurricane Shane, Komical and Yung Kel - 2011)
Hurricane Shane I’m the Crochet Wizard
I’d be up in the clubs and you know I am getting “slizz-ed”
In the VIP, you know I’ll be sewin’
Threadin’ that needle, while I keep the drinks flowin.’
Haters gettin’ stitches, tell me whatcha gonna do?
Throwin’ pins in the cushion, it’s like I’m doin’ Voodoo.
Fabric Maverick, bitch, I thought you knew
When it comes to thread, it’s like tying my shoe.
Rivet, you div’ it, to slit it, to knit it, to fit it, to get it,
To knot it, to slot it, to get it to go
They call me Singer, because I sew it up tight
Give me a spool; I’ll be stitchin’ all night!
The illest motha fucka in my sewin’ circle
Patch up them quilts while I smoke that purple.
Customized thimbles on my fingertips
If you don’t like it, ‘got seams to rip.
I’m from the Bay, I sew it all day
Spittin’ mad flows with Kom and Young K
(Chorus - Twice) At the Costume Shop,
I’ll fit you with a custom smock.
Cock my glock and I’m ready to rock!
Ain’t no quicker knitter or spinner than me, I’m lookin’ in the mirror
at the sweater that I wear, doin’ a winner - there...it fits my figure.
I can make a little hat or maybe like a big ol’ bag,
Oh wait! Where’s my thimble at?
I’m sewin’ in my city, I’m a needle in a haystack
All you knitters hatin’ on my scarf – can’t lace that.
I like to wear camo’ like I’m always on duty.
I’ll make your kids some bootees, and then I’ll get your bootie!
I like a nice build, ‘cuz they bring me back
Who’s always DTF, with no strings attached.
I’m a GI measurements, it’s always fitting.
Call me Sewing Machine? Duh! Knitting.
AH! I go harder than your grandma!
I took her stockings – she called me Santa!
I’m so hot, and you knitters need a blankie
Allergic to all you haters – dammit, where’s my hankie?
Achoo!! Oh, now they got me sneezing.
Hurricane Shane, Komical, and Young KeeZee.
(Repeat Chorus, twice)
Everybody in the 5-1-O
Put your yarn balls up if you’re trying to sew.
Lay yarn on my head, make it look like dreads.
Shake ‘em while I sew another beanie for my head.
You say you will hit it? Well bitch, I’m ‘na knit it!
Knitting ain’t a sport, but that don’t mean I’m gonna quit it!
I’m a knitter, you’re a quitter, I’m a winner, you are dinner.
I am so so Willy, cuz I sew sew quilted blankets,
Sweaters, they are feathered and better than you can ever be.
She blowin’ it, I’m pokin’ it, and sewin’ it, embroidery.
G G G Go and do your Dougie, and I’ll knit you up a snuggie, ugh!
Yeah Buddy - sewin’ like a big shot!
Hair weaved up, passed tailored and linked-like
Ugh, my crochet brings all the girls to the yarn,
And they’re like “AHH! Give us your yarn!”
Knittin’ all night, I’m ‘na set an alarm
‘Cuz my needle’s in your haystack, your body is the barn - UGH!
Lisa Allen MH (AstroHerbalist)
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