Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start
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Anyway on first hearing this I thought that I had heard it somewhere before however couldn't remember where. After forgetting all about this I was sitting in bed a few nights ago reading Interesting Times by Terry Pratchett. This book contains a machine called Hex which was made by a wizard, basically it's the first computer ever on the Discworld, it works by having thousands of ants running through tubes, controlled by leavers and a huge keyboard. It tends to add things onto itself and grows larger and more complex on its own. A mouse had made its nest in the middle of the machine and when it was removed it made the whole thing not work, therefore it was left and allowed to live there.
An extract of the book is given below, a wizard named Ponder Stibons has just used the machine to generate a spell and had said Thank you to it:
He was beginning to suspect that Hex was redesigning itself. And he'd just said 'Thank you'. To a thing that looked like it had been made by a glassblower with hiccups. He looked at spell it had produced, hastily wrote it down and hurried out. Hex clicked to itself in the now empty room. The thing that went 'parp' went parp. The Unreal Time Clock ticked sideways. There was a rattle in the output slot. 'Don't mention it. ++???++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.'
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It alludes to the many confusing error messages that technology users have had to put up with in the Information Age. "Out of Paper" (also seen as "PC LOAD LETTER" for some printers) is familiar to many office workers. "Redo From Start" was the somewhat unhelpful error message produced by the BASIC interpreter in many early home computers when non-numeric characters were entered in response to a prompt for numerical input. Other inscrutable Hex-talk includes:
+++Mr. Jelly! Mr. Jelly!+++
+++Error At Address: 14, Treacle Mine Road, Ankh-Morpork+++
+++MELON MELON MELON+++
+++Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
+++Whoops! Here Comes The Cheese! +++
+++Oneoneoneoneoneoneone+++
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There is also a mouse (pun for a computer pointer) that has built its nest in the middle of Hex. It doesn't seem to do anything, but Hex stops working if it is removed, or if Ponder forgets to feed it cheese.
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Yes, Hex doesn't crash for the same reasons as modern machines, he crashes because the mouse is hungry. It's an "out of memory" type error, Discworld style.?redo from start is a old MS basic error code. and the +++ was used as part of a command code set
is all the sort of stuff the Bursar says, not exactly, because Hex is a different brain that the Bursar, but the same type of weird. And Hex said it after they attempted to get Hex to psychoanalyze the Bursar. The crazy infected Hex. And when a machine goes crazy, it does things like make it's error codes get weird. "Error at address C/programfiles/nvidacorportaion/exe" is an address of an error my computer could report. So a Discworld machine reports an "Error At Address: 14, Treacle Mine Road, Ankh-Morpork" which is a street address there (I think it's the police station, if not, it's close to it.)+++Mr. Jelly! Mr. Jelly!+++
+++Error At Address: 14, Treacle Mine Road, Ankh-Morpork+++
+++MELON MELON MELON+++
+++Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++
+++Whoops! Here Comes The Cheese! +++
+++Oneoneoneoneoneoneone+++
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