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Rob Lineberger
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Thirteen is a sensitive age.
One moment? An angel.  The next? A rampage!
Julie Harris
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Unfortunately some things cannot be unseen
Cover that up! My daughter's only 13!

(Best thread ever, Rob)
Tereza Okava
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Although here Speedos are de rigueur on the beach
I often feel I should wash my eyes out with bleach
Carla Burke
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A speedo and crocs is truly quite quirky,
But, keep hold of your tongue, or you're going to seem jerky.
Rob Lineberger
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"Live, and let live" is an honorable creedo.
Unless you're wearing crocs with your Speedo.
Julie Harris
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Some of us really like the patriarchal way
"Vive la difference!" is what I have to say
Amaya Engleking
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Brooding over the patriarchy’s myopia
We rebel by creating a permie utopia
Carla Burke
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You need some chickens in your neighborhood!
Maybe a co-op to raise a big brood!
Pearl Sutton
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My breakfast eggs are decidedly pale,
Buying from the store is SUCH a fail.
Jim Guinn
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Some like frogs for the delicacy of their legs,
but give me my hens and their tasty fresh eggs.
Rob Lineberger
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I bobbed for frogs now I have to ad lib it
If I try to speak all I do is.... RIBBIT!
Pearl Sutton
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Bobbing for apples is classic fun,
Bobbing for frogs, that's a weirder one
Sonja Draven
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In my mind, the 20s were all about flapper dresses,
That and having bobbed tresses.
Carla Burke
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Their bodies are invaded by aliens, when they become teens
They're brought back in their 20s, and return as human beings.
Rob Lineberger
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Some people call that phase the terrible twos.
When they become teens? I've got bad news....
Julie Harris
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Energy, mass, and the speed of light
Guess it was Einstein's turn to watch the 2-year old that night
Jim Guinn
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On a cure Einstein was never dared.
He was too busy coming up with E=mc²
Carla Burke
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It's a shame Einsteindidn't come up with a cure -
Ya think these ol' joints could be fixed with manure?
Julie Harris
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Old, shaky legs and creaky bones are just fine
The wisdom that comes from their travels rivals that of Einstein
Jim Guinn
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When I was young I used to dance a lot
Now, in my old age, shaky legs are all I got.
Pearl Sutton
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You definitely need bees that dance!
Have open auditions, give all of them a chance!
Carla Burke
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We're getting a hive for bees, next spring,
Which ones should we get, to house in the thing?
Rob Lineberger
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Say no more, I already gave in.
Let's get these bees into your haven.
Pearl Sutton
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I gathered leaves today and will get more later
My garden is a haven for any pollinator
Rob Lineberger
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If we heal the soil and bring back the bees,
maybe we won't need the help of E. T.s?
Jen Fulkerson
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Then we bask in the sun, and bathed in the rain
People lived in peace free from suffering and pain
Rob Lineberger
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This alien-healed land you've seen
gives new meaning to going green.
Jen Fulkerson
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Maybe the aliens will help heal the land
It would be amazing, totally grand.
Rob Lineberger
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Its a worthy goal to understand.  
Here's hoping aliens don't lend a hand.
Pearl Sutton
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Mom's been interested in aliens lately
possibly she's trying to understand me
Pearl Sutton
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The book is for my mom, I do not know,
but I think it's discussing UFOs
Pearl Sutton
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I also called the library,
because the library had called me!
Pearl Sutton
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At least her drains run, I say,
I had to call a plumber today.
Rob Lineberger
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Though her drains run anti-clockwise,
Tereza has observant eyes
Tereza Okava
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Rob from NC is pretty legit himself
He's got way too many spices for his shelf
Rob Lineberger
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Daniel, you're first to post in this thread.
You walk the talk.  That gives you cred.  
Daniel Ray
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The end of times means no more bees
Good thing we can count on permies!



Permies, Apples, Lots of Pie
I'll keep on posting til I die!
Rob Lineberger
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Rob Lineberger wrote:Somehow our questions turned into rhymes
Remember, bad puns mean the end of times



The end of times means no more bees
Good thing we can count on permies!
Rob Lineberger
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Somehow our questions turned into rhymes
Remember, bad puns mean the end of times
Rob Lineberger
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When I made the Ever play a game of questions? thread, it somehow evolved into a rhyme fest.  So with that in mind, the rules of this thread are simple.  Make up two lines that rhyme about the post above yours.  If you somehow cross posts with someone, don't worry about it just enjoy the hilarity.