I'm definitely not the cougar you seek, being male, straight, and not THAT old yet. But, we seem to live in the same corner of the country, and I am always excited to meet a fellow permie. Send me a PM and introduce yourself! : )
Matthew in Clemson
Blazing trails in disabled homesteading
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more ...
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