First, thanks for the response. Second, no, neither.... Did get some good news, though. My sister got some of those new "green" pans and said I could have her little iron skillet. Maybe I'll just give mine to a charity and hope somebody else can somehow manage to make use of it, though I hate to do that if it is in fact defective. Here's hoping I have better luck with the Lodge grill. Thanks again. I will definitely keep your site in my favs because there are some really good tips here.